The Cyn Factory’s tribute to those who have gone on the game! From daring dominatrices to down and out doxies, old school courtesans to strippers of the future, our saucy sexworkers span a range of cultures and experiences to prove there’s no one way to sell sex.
As an extra treat, Jo Weldon, headmistress of the School of Burlesque and author of The Burlesque Handbook will be giving a class before the show for aspiring burlesquers, showgirls looking to fine tune their skills, or those of you who just want a little extra confidence. See Striptease Expertise with Jo Boobs Weldon! for more information!
Jo Boobs: The sextastic stewardess
Essence Revealed: Stripper of the Future
Miss Mary Cyn: Goldigger extraordinaire
GiGi Holliday: Delicious Dominatrix
Sarah Tops: Super Sex Kitten
David Henry Sterry: Former chicken, eternal hustler
We’ll also be raffling off some very awesome prizes from our sexy sponsor Lotus Blooms of Alexandria, VA!
Jo Weldon and David Henry Sterry will be selling and signing their books before and after the show. If you’ve got a copy of Johns, Marks, Tricks, and Chicken Hawks bring it with you and get it signed by some of the authors, David, Essence and Mary!
Come at 8pm for Go Go and Book Signing.
Show up early! Last Month’s sold out!!!
ARKHAM UNDRESSED- Batman Burlesque at the Bier Baron
The sexy sirens of Arkham Asylum have broken loose and are headed straight for Washington DC!
Will the Riddler be able to outsmart the best and brightest of our country’s political leaders?
Will the Joker and Catwoman be able to pull one over on the caped crusader?
Will the Dynamic Duo be able to stop these nefarious schemes before it’s too late!?!?!
Come find out for yourself on Saturday February 1 at the Bier Baron.
Doors open at 8pm for some Bat-tastic Gogo stylings, because these ladies have been itching to get out from behind those bars and start dancing on this bar instead.
Show starts at 10pm and these lovely ladies are as deadly as they are sexy, so DON’T Keep them waiting.
Kittened by Sarah Tops
Hosted by Mr, Geoff Tops
Tickets available at arkhamundressed.brownpapertickets.com
Bier Baron is located at 1523 22nd Street NW
Washington DC 20037. 8pm Doors, 10pm Show.
one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.
Sincerely, Be Like HanHan
I think it’s the first time I see gifsets of this scene with comments that focus on how Han Solo respects Leia’s feelings instead of incest jokes. Kudos to you, tumblr user jamesfactscalvin :)
2013 was an amazing year of work. I am so lucky to surround myself with such creative individuals and make photographs that hopefully capture their personalities enough to do them justice to the world.
These are my top 5 photo shoots of the year. It is very hard to pull single images since all 5 of these were parts of a series, but based on the experience, the process, and the final result, these are my top 5. I just want to thank everyone that I’ve had the chance to work with this year and 2014 is only going to up the stakes.
little red riding hood ; there’s such a fine line between loving and killing the girl in red.
Choi Xoo Ang’s Disturbing Sculptures
Choi Xoo Ang, the Seoul born artist and dark master of the imagination, has created sculptures at once hyperrealistic and completely nightmarish, making you feel as if your real life has bled into an inescapable, bad dream.Twisted tongues, stitched backs and floating heads appear throughout Choi’s polymer clay figures, which display remarkable realism despite their fabulous content. Many of the pieces give metaphorical shape to real issues in modern day Korea, including human rights and abuse.
One of my favorites to see at the exhibit.
I love this dress and I’m also craving a cocktail shrimp ring.
Holy fucking fuck. This dress is amazing.
I feel betrayed by all of my friends who knew that there was a video of Donna Noble reciting Shakespeare and didn’t link it to me. But because I don’t think many/any such friends did know about it… hya
(also, yes I know it’s Catherine Tate but she’ll always be Donna to me)