Welcome to the Cyn Factory

At the intersection of Art and Fun

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The Cyn Factory’s tribute to those who have gone on the game! From daring dominatrices to down and out doxies, old school courtesans to strippers of the future, our saucy sexworkers span a range of cultures and experiences to prove there’s no one way to sell sex. As an extra treat, Jo Weldon, headmistress of the School of Burlesque and author of The Burlesque Handbook will be giving a class before the show for aspiring burlesquers, showgirls looking to fine tune their skills, or those of you who just want a little extra confidence. See Striptease Expertise with Jo Boobs Weldon! for more information! Starring Jo Boobs: The sextastic stewardess Essence Revealed: Stripper of the Future Miss Mary Cyn: Goldigger extraordinaireGiGi Holliday: Delicious DominatrixSarah Tops: Super Sex Kitten hosted byDavid Henry Sterry: Former chicken, eternal hustler
We’ll also be raffling off some very awesome prizes from our sexy sponsor Lotus Blooms of Alexandria, VA! Jo Weldon and David Henry Sterry will be selling and signing their books before and after the show. If you’ve got a copy of Johns, Marks, Tricks, and Chicken Hawks bring it with you and get it signed by some of the authors, David, Essence and Mary! Come at 8pm for Go Go and Book Signing. Show up early! Last Month’s sold out!!! Tickets $12http://SinnersForHire.BrownPaperTickets.com/

The Cyn Factory’s tribute to those who have gone on the game! From daring dominatrices to down and out doxies, old school courtesans to strippers of the future, our saucy sexworkers span a range of cultures and experiences to prove there’s no one way to sell sex.

As an extra treat, Jo Weldon, headmistress of the School of Burlesque and author of The Burlesque Handbook will be giving a class before the show for aspiring burlesquers, showgirls looking to fine tune their skills, or those of you who just want a little extra confidence. See Striptease Expertise with Jo Boobs Weldon! for more information!

Starring
Jo Boobs: The sextastic stewardess
Essence Revealed: Stripper of the Future
Miss Mary Cyn: Goldigger extraordinaire
GiGi Holliday: Delicious Dominatrix
Sarah Tops: Super Sex Kitten
hosted by
David Henry Sterry: Former chicken, eternal hustler

We’ll also be raffling off some very awesome prizes from our sexy sponsor Lotus Blooms of Alexandria, VA!


Jo Weldon and David Henry Sterry will be selling and signing their books before and after the show. If you’ve got a copy of Johns, Marks, Tricks, and Chicken Hawks bring it with you and get it signed by some of the authors, David, Essence and Mary!

Come at 8pm for Go Go and Book Signing.

Show up early! Last Month’s sold out!!!

Tickets $12

http://SinnersForHire.BrownPaperTickets.com/

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ARKHAM UNDRESSED- Batman Burlesque at the Bier Baron The sexy sirens of Arkham Asylum have broken loose and are headed straight for Washington DC!  Will the Riddler be able to outsmart the best and brightest of our country’s political leaders? Will the Joker and Catwoman be able to pull one over on the caped crusader? Will the Dynamic Duo be able to stop these nefarious schemes before it’s too late!?!?! Come find out for yourself on Saturday February 1 at the Bier Baron.  Doors open at 8pm for some Bat-tastic Gogo stylings, because these ladies have been itching to get out from behind those bars and start dancing on this bar instead.  Show starts at 10pm and these lovely ladies are as deadly as they are sexy, so DON’T Keep them waiting.  Featuring Mary CynLefty LucyMagdalena FoxGiGi Holliday Kittened by Sarah Tops Hosted by Mr, Geoff Tops Tickets available at arkhamundressed.brownpapertickets.com Bier Baron is located at 1523 22nd Street NW Washington DC 20037. 8pm Doors, 10pm Show.

ARKHAM UNDRESSED- Batman Burlesque at the Bier Baron

The sexy sirens of Arkham Asylum have broken loose and are headed straight for Washington DC!

Will the Riddler be able to outsmart the best and brightest of our country’s political leaders?

Will the Joker and Catwoman be able to pull one over on the caped crusader?

Will the Dynamic Duo be able to stop these nefarious schemes before it’s too late!?!?!

Come find out for yourself on Saturday February 1 at the Bier Baron.

Doors open at 8pm for some Bat-tastic Gogo stylings, because these ladies have been itching to get out from behind those bars and start dancing on this bar instead.

Show starts at 10pm and these lovely ladies are as deadly as they are sexy, so DON’T Keep them waiting.

Featuring
Mary Cyn
Lefty Lucy
Magdalena Fox
GiGi Holliday

Kittened by Sarah Tops

Hosted by Mr, Geoff Tops


Tickets available at arkhamundressed.brownpapertickets.com


Bier Baron is located at 1523 22nd Street NW
Washington DC 20037. 8pm Doors, 10pm Show.

Filed under batman burlesque dc DC burlesque washington dc the bier baron nerdlesque geeklesque miss mary cyn gigi holiday lefty lucy magdalena fox sarah tops geoff tops cyn factory

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jamesfactscalvin:

Dear Dudebros,

one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.

Sincerely, Be Like Han

Han

I think it’s the first time I see gifsets of this scene with comments that focus on how Han Solo respects Leia’s feelings instead of incest jokes. Kudos to you, tumblr user jamesfactscalvin :)

(Source: leiaorrgana, via amypop)

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bentrivettontherocks:

2013 was an amazing year of work. I am so lucky to surround myself with such creative individuals and make photographs that hopefully capture their personalities enough to do them justice to the world.

These are my top 5 photo shoots of the year. It is very hard to pull single images since all 5 of these were parts of a series, but based on the experience, the process, and the final result, these are my top 5. I just want to thank everyone that I’ve had the chance to work with this year and 2014 is only going to up the stakes.